Moimoi's Mancat Monday Adventure

Fuifui-
There has been far too much space devoted to girls and girl things on this blog. It must stop. So I will bring some Big Strong ManCatness to it. Because I am a big strong ManCat. I am brave, and I am tough. Let me show you.

Here you can see how brave I am. I am not scared to go deep into the jungle in my backyard. I am so brave, I can even sleep there. I told the jungle critters that I sleep with one eye open, so they will never approach me!

This is my Big Strong ManCat yawn. Man and beast fear this mouth. Because I am a Big Strong ManCat. With Big Strong ManCat teeth.

Here are my Big Strong ManCat whiskers. The vet lady called them a magnificent crop, and I agreed wholeheartedly.

This is my Big Strong ManCat tongue. It is good to get me clean and tidy, because ManCats should be clean and tidy, even if they have been out having Big Tough adventures.

My ManCat ears are also Big and Tough. They are good for warning me of imminent dangers on my exciting adventures. Like right now. Did you hear that?

I can see the danger too, with my very superior ManCat eyes. It is my sister! Can you see her?

Don't be fooled by that silly disguise. She thinks she can hide behind her smelly bush and spy! But she can't. My Big Strong ManCat senses are too powerful. Go Away Suey!

Now, where was I? Oh yes. These are my Big Strong ManCat claws. They are good for scritches, or fighting monsters if required.

My ManCat nose, as well as being cute as a button, is very keen. I can smell yummy food from a mile away, which is handy, because I love my yummy foods. Hold on, I smell something else. It smells like... TROUBLE!

And now I can see it with my ManCat eyes! The trouble has a name, and it is...

SUEY! She is attempting an escape! From our yard! She is going to invade the neighbours sovereign home!!!!

I have to do something! This is terrible! SUEY! You come here, now!

Naughty! I will scold you with my ManCat paw! You stay in your yard! You know you are not allowed to go invading! Now sit down, and be a good girl.

There, that's better. Crisis averted.

See why it's good to be a Big Strong ManCat. You never know when you'll need to act decisively.

Suey's Adventure

Suey-
I have a great backyard for adventures. I can have lots of fun! I especially love my little hideout, where I like to have a rest and a nap.

See how lovely it is. The sunlight comes down in dappled little spots, and I get a nice cool breeze through my furs. It makes me so happy, I sometimes break out into song!

"Oh I do like to be beside the seaside, I do like to be beside the seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaa".

The sea is not really there, but sometimes I pretend!

Hold on! What's this?! I hear a rustling! A spy! I must approach and see who this dastardly person is! Ssshh, you stay here.

I'll be a brave kitty, and get even closer...

I know who it is! Don't worry, it's just my mum!

I love the outdoors. It makes me want to throw myself on the grass and writhe and stretch and wriggle! It is so much fun! And it feels so good on my fur to get a good rub against the grass.

The outdoors is also full of yummy smells. I like this plant here. It is so nice to bury my face in and sniiiiiiffffff!!!

This bush is so delicious smelling that I have to come back for a second sniff most of the time.

Can you see me flehming?

Being outside makes me so happy! I glow from the inside I am so happy! Don't believe me? The good thing about having a spy is that I have proof from her spy machine!!

I hope you enjoyed my adventure! I am off to patrol my perimeter! Fuifui-
My sister thinks she is so clever and brave out on her adventures. Mine are much better. And they require far less energy. I can sum my adventure up with one picture, so it even requires less storage space! Somehow though, my sister thinks I am the grubby one after my sleeping adventure, and she decides to take it upon herself to clean me. Me! Can you believe it, her, little miss scruffy, covered in fluff telling me that I am stinky?!

Just because I look like I'm enjoying it, doesn't mean I am. I don't like it at all. Now, I wonder where my sister is...