Saturday, August 1, 2009

The Outrage!

I have some shocking news. SHOCKING! Do you know what the woman who calls herself my mum did to me? SHE CUT MY NAILS!!!!! Like I was a little baby kitten!!!!!!!!!!! I haven't had my nails clipped since I was a baby, because I used to keep them worn down playing outside. Now that I'm incarcerated, they were growing like crazy. Do you know who's fault it was that I got clipped?
SUEY'S!!!!! She likes to knead in the lap of the woman formerly known as my mum, and her claws were starting to pinch. And somehow I got roped in, too!!!
I will not take this lying down. I am already preparing my defence for the next time she brings those clippers out.
FIGHT THE POWER!


15 comments:

Tracey and Huffle said...

Did you try biting your mum? I do that whenever she gets dumb ideas in her head like that.

Huffle Mawson

Parker said...

If you figure out how to fight the clippy claws, please let me know.

The Island Cats said...

Fui, I got my claws cut too!!! Mom tricked me and took me outside and I thought I was gonna get to eat grass and stuff, but no...she held me and CUT MY NAILS! Oh the horror! I feel for you!

Wally

Poppy Q said...

Oh noes!! Luckily, I am allowed to tap dance all day over concrete, so mum never has to give me a manicure.

Cory said...

Watch those toesies Fui! The same injustice happens to us here. We have not yet figured a way out of it, but we are working on a plot...there are 8 of us and only 2them.

Reese =^..^= said...

The indignity of it all!

Grrreta said...

Just think of it as a spa treatment. Your mum isn't torturing you, she's pampering you.

Christine and FAZ said...

One word - OUCH!

Daisy said...

I do not enjoy clawr trimming, either!

borisandgracie said...

At least your mom does the horrible stuff in plain sight. Mother must do something while I sleep, because a lot of times I wake up with trimmed nails, and I don't remember anyone doing it.

For a long time I thought they just did that by themselves, but now I'm onto her, so I sleep with an eye open at all times. Except sometimes when I get pretty tired from doing that. But I reserve those full snoozes for when mother is not home.

There's a bonus to that too: when she comes home, I'm all rested up and ready to demand all the attention I can get. :D

- Boris

P.S. - Gracie lets mom trim her nails without putting up a fight. She gets treats for it. Showoff!

Tom, Tama-Chan and Sei-Chan said...

Ahem.... we get our nails done (it's called a nailicure...) on a regular basis, and it's really no big deal, especially that #1 showers us with cuddles as she is doing the job.

Purrs,
Tama-Chan and Sei-Chan

Angel and Kirby said...

Our Mom is afraid to try clippy claws on us. She says there are not enough humans in the house to hold Kirby down!

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

We agree totally!!!!!!!!It is not fair that Moms do this to us! They need to grow a thicker hide ;)
This happens in our house too :o
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
What started it? Kitty kneading too :)
Purrs Mickey, Georgia & Tillie

Cheyenne -Millie said...

I am sorry you had your nails clipped. My mom is afraid to clip mine. I get real feisty when anyone holds me down to do anything!

Cheyenne -Millie said...

I am sorry you had your nails clipped. My mom is afraid to clip mine. I get real feisty when anyone holds me down to do anything!