Guess what! I have a real, genuine, Dorfington Fish-Stanley Quality Assessed Ham-Mick! It is was made by the wonderful folks at
Forty PawsAnd I love love love it. We got two, one for upstairs and one for downstairs. Mum is yet to get a photo of Fui in one of them, but he has had a jolly good snuggle in them.

Do you remember that floofy hussy
Neville? He has stepped up his attempts at snaring mum's affection, and
came to my house! Can you believe the cheek?! Not only did he come to
my house, he tried to take over
my carrier, with
my platypus and
Fui's monkey rattle! He was only here a day, but you mark my words. It was one day too long!

It's time to take emergency measures, I think.