Hi kitties! My mum has been a very hopeless assisstant to me lately. She's got elevety billion excuses, but I'm not accepting any of them! My dad has been giving me lots of back of the head smooches to try and keep me calm, but I really am a bit annoyed.
So pick up your act, lady! I won't be so forgiving next time.
Regards, Suey Sunshine-Sausage.