Friday, September 9, 2011

Fatgirl Friday

Hi! It's Lishy here, reporting live from Fui's carrier to dish the dirt on my sister Suey Sunshine-Sausage. She went to the v-e-t yesterday for a chiropractic appointment. She has these appointments regularly because our vet believes an old injury to her pelvis that we hadn't been aware of was the cause of her chronic cystitis. Since she started having the treatments, her condition has improved 10 000%. But anyway, onto the good stuff.

Mum and dad had talked the other night about how they thought Suey was getting a bit chubby. You'll never guess how chubby though! At her last appointment 12 weeks ago, she weighed 4.5kg, which the vet said was her ideal weight. When she hopped on the scales yesterday, they read 5.2kg. She had put on 700 grams in 12 weeks!! She weighed 115% of what she did last time!!! And now she is on a diet, which she is not happy about. Mum got the dangers of being fat lecture, and felt mortified the whole time.


Meanwhile, I'm still getting extra feeds to bulk up my skinny mini frame. Hahahaha!!!

23 comments:

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

My dear, you are LOVELY and perfect.

If it makes you feel any better, the 'kitten' is 4.8kgs at 7 months!!! Soon you'll be tiny compared to him!

Cat said...

Gah dieting is a drag for cats and humans alike - LOL!!!

Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

Oh dear ~ is that glee we can hear in your meow! :giggle:

Random Felines said...

We love that giggle girl!!! Poor Suey.....we know those diets are no fun. Though mom did kind of give up here...we got cut back cause someone (the princess) was kind of...um....yeah....and anyhow, the only cats losing weight were the rest of us. :) So Ivy is in luck....back to the regularly scheduled feedings. MOL

Angel and Kirby said...

We are sorry Suey is on a diet. We are too and it sucks!

Cory said...

Poor Suey! Lishy, please tell Miss Suey Sunshine Sausage that if she stays in constant motion like me...she can eat all she wants! Little me...at 8 pounds...eats more than EVERYONE!

xoxo Cory

Pee Ess Lishy...are you becoming a gossip? haha!

Sissy said...

We can't believe how calm you are in the carrier! Jenna went to the vet yesterday for a vaccination. She howled from the time our mommy captured her and put her in the carrier. She is loud!

meowmeowmans said...

Poor Suey! Dieting is no fun. :(

Prancer Pie said...

AWw, dieting sux. Seems like one kitteh needs weight and another doesn't in multiple kitteh househoulds. Mom says it's difficult! xoxo

Katnip Lounge said...

Lishy, you are one ACE gossip reporter! Although your broadcasting unit makes us a little nervous...

Poor Suey, diets are AWFUL! We wonder if she hasn't gained weight because she feels better and is less anxious about her bladder being hurty. Mommy says now all three of you will have to be fed seperately and she doesn't envy your Mum AT ALL.

Sparkle said...

Binga and Boodie say they do not get enough to eat! But they are both in healthy weight ranges - Binga weighs about as much as Suey's healthy weight, and Boodie is about a pound more. So I don't think they are getting more food anytime soon!

Me? My human keeps trying to get me to eat more because I am underweight.

Faye said...

Oh, Lishy - you made our mom laugh, and she REALLY needed that today!! Sorry that Suey has to be on a diet. Perhaps your mum could take her for walks on a leash - it worked for our mum...SHE lost the weight!!!.MOL..MOL.. You look very handsome and important in Suey's carrier by the way. Glad she is feeling better.

The New Orleans Kitties

P.S. Benny Grunch sends kisses to his Suey -he loves her no matter WHAT!!!

Tillie and Georgia said...

Oh dear!! poor Suey!! She is such a lovely kitty, we do not think she is too big :) She could lose any extra weight by chasing after you,Lishy!!!!
Hahahahahaha!!!!
Purrs Tillie and Georgia

PeeEss: You are looking pretty handsome too ;)

Daisy said...

AAAIIIEEEEE! Not the "D" word!

rainbow said...

Hello Lishy, you look very contented in Fui's carrier but, beware! if you stay there you might end up going to the v-e-t by mistake!!paws crossed and purrs for Suey that the diet will work.

The Island Cats said...

Oh Suey, my mom wants to put me on a diet too!! I keep telling her there's just more of me to love!

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

I feel so bad for Suey, I can sure relate.

She needs to go to Weight Watcher's like me :)

Kwee Cats said...

Poor Suey. We hate diets. Unless it's one of those other kinds you was talking about to gain more :-)

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock said...

Don't listen to any of the nasty things Lishy or anyone else says, Suey! I believe it is fabulous to be something other than skinny!

Purrs,
Sei-Chan

MoMo said...

Suey Sunshine-Sausage, Fatgirl Friday...
Cut it - you are giving poor Suey a complex!

Listen Suey, you can give me some of ypur extra weight and we would both be purrfect, not that we are not already.

Lishy, I simply can't imagine you want to stay in that PTU.

Huffle Mawson said...

pssst Suey, get in a taxi and come over here. Dad always hands out the ham to anyone who asks.

Catherine said...

Banjo sends his sympathy to sweet Suey ~ he's been dieting for many years. Not fun!!! But a healthy kitty is worth it. Good luck!
xo Catherine

Carolyon said...

Diets are evil!! You better practice opening the cupboards so you can sneak a midnight snack when everyones asleep!!