This is Evie. I have a few points I would like to clarify.
- I am pregnant. I do not have "a belly full of mischief".
- I look pregnant. I do not look like a blimp, a balloon, a football, or any other inflated object.
- I cannot tell you when the babies will come, so please stop asking.
- I am not a piglet cat. I am feeding my babies, and require extra nutrition.
Thankyou for your time. Extra head scritches are always welcome.